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UNFINISHED MINECRAFT (HOW TF THiS GOT LEAKED)
Welcome to the Unofficial Unfinished Minecraft Movie Archive
the only place brave (or stupid) enough to celebrate the raw, unfiltered chaos of cinema before the CGI hits. We're here to honor the cardboard swords, the dead-eyed Steve masks, and the Oscar-worthy performances of actors pretending to craft dirt blocks with no visual effects in sight.
This isn’t just a website. It’s a tribute to what happens when Hollywood tries to make a Minecraft movie and forgets to turn the shaders on. Unpolished. Unrendered. Unintentionally iconic.
Experience the magic of Minecraft like never before
now with zero CGI, maximum cringe. Who needs pixels when you've got grown men in cardboard boxes pretending to punch trees? Truly, cinema peaked
YO $RENDER (RENDER NETWORK), TIME TO HIRE SOME NIGERIAN RAIDERS TO shill and PUMP YOUR PRICE FAM.
THIS IS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY RIGHT HERE
ENJOY THIS ABSOLUTE CINEMA
A MOVIE
April 4TH 2025
ROADMAP
Phase 1: Wood Pickaxe The Early Miner’s Jackpot
UNFINISHED launches. First buyers hop in, thinking they’re early.
Paper hands sell for pocket change, thinking they “won.”
Degens start shilling. “Bro, this is the next big thing.”
Phase 2: Iron Pickaxe The Survival Test
The first dip hits. Weak hands panic, gigabrains accumulate.
UNFINISHED gains traction. Suddenly, influencers are “always bullish.”
Memes explode. “UNFINISHED to $1???” becomes the new slogan.
Phase 3: Diamond Pickaxe The Great FOMO
Exchange listings drop. New holders buy in at the top.
“Ser, when moon?” floods the X COMMUNITY.
Charts go vertical. Friends who ignored you suddenly want in.
Phase 4: The Endgame Either Legends or Laughingstocks
Jack Block is either a memecoin king or an inside joke forever.
Diamond hands celebrate. Weak hands cope.
A new legend is born—or at least, we had fun along the way.
Phase 5: CREDIT SCENE
DISNEY SUE US.
WE ARE GOING TO JAIL.
WILL LAUNCH A NEW COIN CALLED $JAILUNFINISHED AND SHILL IT TO DAVE PORTNOY.
HOW TO BUY
download phantom or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to phantom.io
have SOL in your wallet to switch to $UNFINISHED. If you don’t have any SOL, you can buy directly on phantom, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
switch SOL for $UNFINISHED. We have ZERO taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.
connect to Pump swap. Go to pump.swap in google chrome or on the browser inside your Phantom app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $JACKBLOCK token address into PUMP.SWAP, select UNFINISHED, and confirm. When Phantom prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.
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